Child of Loki

chaser:

chaser:
Getting a few questions about why the bosses are letting us go wild with frogs on here, because “isn’t that unprofessional/off brand?” and what you really need to understand about this company is that for years now they have been regularly uploading the same photo of a slice of bread to Facebook/Instagram and it has consistently gone viral (and none of us know why) so if anything the frog headline is *less* off brand than normal.
They keep posting the bread because it’s actually a really good way to gauge whether other posts are performing better/worse than some random picture, but really it’s just become a tradition more than anything so there’s no real logic behind it other than being able to say “wow, that headline is worse than sliced bread.”
Anyway, here’s the fan favorite bread in all it’s glory, in case you were wondering:
For those who (rightfully) doubt these claims:

cutebotcalendar:

dommeunist:

tooies:
microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. “oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm.”

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople:

toastyglow:

snappydoodle-deactivated2022051:
Sometimes… things that feel good in the short term… are worse.
love the tags

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople:

localairport:

Dear passengers, terminal 2 now features complimentary pigeons. Feel free to take one home with you*
*not valid for flights bound for australia

awww, damn :(

paulgadzikowski:

methotrex8:
oso-de-cocina:
oso-de-cocina:
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You guys sure do trans truck
It’s back! And it has a tiny trans dragon on the side!
Down with cis truck
trans portation